Berlin staves off the threat of vegan picketing with a deluge of dairy-free ice cream options, but I can only vouch for the sole one I visited: Caramello. This bitty little shop offers organic ice creams and sorbets, even boasting a few soy-based flavors. All scoops are a mere €1 so indulge your inner ice cream monster to the point of crapulence. But let’s not be feckless, folks: only adopt an ice cream regimen with the express consent of your physician.

I mimed with the aid of my pathetic German that I wished to purchase the zwei soy-based flavors du jour: peanut and hazelnut. Dreamy-creamy and boldly flavored, these made for some seriously satisfyingly licking. No post-ordering regrets in this exterior patio-land of perky fluorescent cushions.

Solemn, learnéd tip: if you are considering to soy-shake or not to soy-shake at Caramello, simply scrounge a few coins from your pockets and give in to the former. Such soy-shake regret ate my heart cold on the U-Bahn trip back to my room. No toothy smiles peppered those postprandial hours.
I mentioned yesterday that Caramello is a small foot-trek from Vöner: der Vegetarische Döner. Facts have not changed.
10245 Berlin, Germany (Bahn stop: Frankfurter Tor)


