She Finally Posted Something! Sunday: Fresh Coriander Lentil Waffles with Avocado

Fresh coriander (cilantro), jalapenos, ginger and whole lentils headline this waffle matinee. While these were protein-erific (love them lentils!), the symphony of flavors fell flat with an anticlimactic thud. If this were the VMAs, the coriander would be Taylor Swift glancing sideways in expected glory and the jalapenos, thunder-stealing Kanye. Avocado, symbolic cape fluttering in the wind, saved the day as ever, complementary and cooling against the spice.

As for the recipe? Won’t share, wouldn’t dare. I do so ever fear the blogosphere kibitzing; also, coriander-haters.

Two-Grain Beet Salad

If you’re anything like me, you are constantly on the lookout for easy, cheap meals on the go. Many factors must be carefully assessed when choosing your packed breakfast/dinner/”lunch break” at 1:30 in the morning on a film set (don’t ask). Portability is a major issue: can it be neatly packed away in tupperware? Will it stand up to the black hole of death a.k.a my behemoth of a purse? Will it spoil if I (inevitably) forget about it for a while in the sun? Is access to a microwave imperative? Is it easily eatable while taking notes in class? (a fine science I have perfected, to be sure)

But we all know the most important factor: whether or not you will actually eat said food item after it has gone through bumpy bike rides, book drops, and exposure to the elements. It’s all for nothin’ if you can’t bring yourself to eat your packed meal in the end. The smart chaps over at Gogurt should be listening to this.

Well, I can confidently say that this healthy little zinger of a salad is a winner. I’ve eaten it so much out of my favorite blue tupperware, it felt odd plating it for a afternoon photo shoot. Like borrowing a friend’s shirt that just wasn’t meant for your curves, it was wrong I tell ya.

The ingredients–lentils, quinoa, beets, and carrots–as well as being nutritional powerhouses are all ridonkulously cheap (buy the grains in bulk). It’ll take about an hour to cook, but makes enough for plenty of weekday lunches to stuff your biggest bad boy tupperware. And, honestly, who can say no to roasted beets? They’re deliciously sweet, fiber-licious, and turn your poop pink-arific: I’m sold.

I like this best at room temperature (absolutely parfait for packed lunch), but it packs a punch hot or cold. The fresh garlic in the mustard dressing really kills in a good way, so for those who are simply incapable of following a recipe (I include myself in that list) please just listen to Mr. Paul McCartney. Let it be.

Two-Grain Beet Salad

4-6 medium/small beets, peeled
1 cup lentils
1 bay leaf (optional)
1 cup quinoa
2 cups water
1 large carrot, peeled and grated

For the dressing:

2 T spicy brown mustard (or whatever mustard floats your boat)
juice of half a Meyer lemon
1 tsp apple cider vinegar
3 gloves garlic, finely minced
dash of onion powder
salt and freshly cracked pepper, to taste
1/4 cup olive oil

Preheat the oven to 425°. Meanwhile, prep your beets for roasting using this method by Isa Chandra Moskowitz. Don’t forget to save the yummy beet greens for a stir fry, you’ll thank me later. Place the tin foil beets in the oven and forget about them for an hour while you prepare the rest of the salad ingredients.

Add lentils and bay leaf (if using) to a small saucepan and cover with water to about the length of one finger tip, but don’t get too fussed about it. You’re going to drain the water out later anyway. Bring the lentils to a boil, cover, and simmer for around 20-25 minutes or until lentils are tender. Remove the bay leaf and drain well if there is any water remaining.

While the lentils are cooking, rinse the quinoa well over a fine strainer and place in a medium pot with the 2 cups water. Bring to a boil, cover, and simmer for 15 minutes. It’s done when the spiral-like germ has separated and the grains are transparent. It should be fairly moist, but not watery.

Now, for the dressing. Add all ingredients except the olive oil to a small bowel (make sure the lemon seeds don’t fall in) and whisk until thoroughly incorporated. Slowly drizzle in the olive oil while whisking constantly. Taste test and adjust seasonings as you see fit.

Combine the quinoa, lentils, grated carrot (I like larger shreds for this), and dressing into a large bowel and mix well. When the beets are easily pierced with a fork, remove from tin foil, chop into bite-size pieces, and mix into the salad. Allow to chill for at least an hour to allow the flavors to meld. Serve at room temperature.

Makes 4-6 servings


Curried Eggplant Stew

I formulated this recipe last year and it’s made an appearance on the blog before, but never in proper recipe form. I thought I would finally set that straight because people should try it out. It’s vegan comfort food at its finest and the best part is that it’s totally customizable. Adjust the spices and veggies to your liking and most likely you will still have something fantastic. Who are we kidding, it’s probably better! I like my recipes to be more like “guidelines” so people can trust me as much or as little as they want to. I know I’m personally incapable of following recipes to a T. Damn the man and all that.

This is not a pretty dish and there’s just no denying it. Lawwwd knows I tried it all: ridiculous plating techniques, natural lighting, garnishes, messing with the settings on my wonky camera… all for nothing. It’s proud of its resemblance to particular unmentionables, almost as if it’s protesting, “I’m a dark brown blob of gunk… I’m colored, you stew racist.” ANYWAY. Enjoy the goo, the tasty tasty brown goo.

Curried Eggplant Stew

1 large eggplant, cut in 4 slices

1 medium onion, chopped (I used Vidalia)

1 cup dried lentils

2 cups water

3 tsp Better than Bouillon No Chicken paste

1 T vegan Worcestershire sauce

2 T curry powder

1 T garam masala

2 tsp cumin

1 tsp cayenne pepper

1 tsp salt

1 tsp garlic (or a few cloves roasted)

freshly ground black pepper, to taste

1 carrot, chopped

½ head cauliflower, chopped into florets

½-1 cup water, less if you want a thicker stew

1/2 avocado, sliced (optional)

Preheat oven to 425°. I always recommend waiting at least ten minutes to allow the oven to fully heat, more if your oven’s, to put it kindly, “temperamental.” Place the eggplant slices on a baking sheet with parchment paper/aluminum foil. You can also grease it with oil/EB if you prefer. Roast for 30-45 minutes, flipping halfway through. You want the skin to be tender when pierced with a fork so it will be easily blendable.

Meanwhile, in a large stockpot sauté the onion over medium heat in a tablespoon of oil. If you’re out of oil like me, use a thin layer of water. It takes a bit longer, but it makes the recipe almost fat-free (the chicken paste has a small amount of canola oil). When the water is evaporated or the onions are sufficiently browned, add the lentils, water, chicken paste, vegan Worcestershire sauce, and spices. Bring to a boil. Cover and simmer for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally.

The eggplant should be ready soon. When the eggplant is soft and oozy, scoop the insides out into a blender and blend until smooth. Discard the skin. Be careful to allow steam to escape from the blender every now and then or the top might blow off, transforming your kitchen into an eggplant mess. This has never happened to me, but I’m still paranoid it could.

Use a rubber spatula to get every last bit of eggplant goodness out of the blender. Add blended eggplant, carrot, cauliflower, and water (I used ¾ cup but adjust as necessary) to the lentils and bring the mixture to a boil.  Simmer for at least 15 minutes more, but the longer it stews the better it gets. I was impatient so the carrot and cauliflower were still fairly firm. If you want your veggies tender cook for at least 30-45 minutes.

Serve with your favorite rice. Garnish with avocado for extra fatty fun.

Makes a ton of stew- I would guesstimate 4-6 servings.

HAPPY WORLD VEGETARIAN DAY!