Two-Grain Beet Salad

If you’re anything like me, you are constantly on the lookout for easy, cheap meals on the go. Many factors must be carefully assessed when choosing your packed breakfast/dinner/”lunch break” at 1:30 in the morning on a film set (don’t ask). Portability is a major issue: can it be neatly packed away in tupperware? Will it stand up to the black hole of death a.k.a my behemoth of a purse? Will it spoil if I (inevitably) forget about it for a while in the sun? Is access to a microwave imperative? Is it easily eatable while taking notes in class? (a fine science I have perfected, to be sure)

But we all know the most important factor: whether or not you will actually eat said food item after it has gone through bumpy bike rides, book drops, and exposure to the elements. It’s all for nothin’ if you can’t bring yourself to eat your packed meal in the end. The smart chaps over at Gogurt should be listening to this.

Well, I can confidently say that this healthy little zinger of a salad is a winner. I’ve eaten it so much out of my favorite blue tupperware, it felt odd plating it for a afternoon photo shoot. Like borrowing a friend’s shirt that just wasn’t meant for your curves, it was wrong I tell ya.

The ingredients–lentils, quinoa, beets, and carrots–as well as being nutritional powerhouses are all ridonkulously cheap (buy the grains in bulk). It’ll take about an hour to cook, but makes enough for plenty of weekday lunches to stuff your biggest bad boy tupperware. And, honestly, who can say no to roasted beets? They’re deliciously sweet, fiber-licious, and turn your poop pink-arific: I’m sold.

I like this best at room temperature (absolutely parfait for packed lunch), but it packs a punch hot or cold. The fresh garlic in the mustard dressing really kills in a good way, so for those who are simply incapable of following a recipe (I include myself in that list) please just listen to Mr. Paul McCartney. Let it be.

Two-Grain Beet Salad

4-6 medium/small beets, peeled
1 cup lentils
1 bay leaf (optional)
1 cup quinoa
2 cups water
1 large carrot, peeled and grated

For the dressing:

2 T spicy brown mustard (or whatever mustard floats your boat)
juice of half a Meyer lemon
1 tsp apple cider vinegar
3 gloves garlic, finely minced
dash of onion powder
salt and freshly cracked pepper, to taste
1/4 cup olive oil

Preheat the oven to 425°. Meanwhile, prep your beets for roasting using this method by Isa Chandra Moskowitz. Don’t forget to save the yummy beet greens for a stir fry, you’ll thank me later. Place the tin foil beets in the oven and forget about them for an hour while you prepare the rest of the salad ingredients.

Add lentils and bay leaf (if using) to a small saucepan and cover with water to about the length of one finger tip, but don’t get too fussed about it. You’re going to drain the water out later anyway. Bring the lentils to a boil, cover, and simmer for around 20-25 minutes or until lentils are tender. Remove the bay leaf and drain well if there is any water remaining.

While the lentils are cooking, rinse the quinoa well over a fine strainer and place in a medium pot with the 2 cups water. Bring to a boil, cover, and simmer for 15 minutes. It’s done when the spiral-like germ has separated and the grains are transparent. It should be fairly moist, but not watery.

Now, for the dressing. Add all ingredients except the olive oil to a small bowel (make sure the lemon seeds don’t fall in) and whisk until thoroughly incorporated. Slowly drizzle in the olive oil while whisking constantly. Taste test and adjust seasonings as you see fit.

Combine the quinoa, lentils, grated carrot (I like larger shreds for this), and dressing into a large bowel and mix well. When the beets are easily pierced with a fork, remove from tin foil, chop into bite-size pieces, and mix into the salad. Allow to chill for at least an hour to allow the flavors to meld. Serve at room temperature.

Makes 4-6 servings


Broccoli’s White Cousin

Cauliflower. What a fun name for a veggie, especially if you slow down the syllables: Kahl-EEE-flower. Tee hee!

It's the simple things in life...

I can’t believe I’ve never roasted this versatile veggie before, but no more. So easy to make, with endless variations, this is going to be a staple in my “I have 20 minutes to make something before my midterm” type of days.

Want to try? Simply cut up the head of cauliflower into florets (I kinda chopped mine at random, don’t get too nit-picky), put into a big bowel, add a healthy drizzle of  olive oil, any spices you like, and toss. Once coated well, put in a baking pan and roast at 400 degrees for about 20ish minutes, turning halfway through.

Om nom nom

Spices on mine: tons of nutritional yeast, cracked black pepper, a smidgeon of salt (I’m firmly on the less salt is better team), tons of smoked paprika (I told you I was addicted!), garlic, and a bit of cayenne (omit if you’re a spicy wimp). Really though, the combinations are endless so run wild! I’m sure parsely, oregano & basil would work or maybe cumin & cinnamon if you’re feeling adventurous. Let me know if you do!

Now, excuse me I’m off to go gorge on some Trader Joe’s Cherry Dark Chocolate (non-dairy) ice cream and peruse the Netlflix instant watch. Tah!

I’m Back…?

You know what surprised me today? The fact that I might actually have readers, people who actually follow this silly little blog I started. When a recent friend (you know who you are) berated me for my lack of posting, I felt… guilty.I think I suffer from postpartum: I nurtured my little baby blog and now it’s a neglected sadface bloggie. So from now on, I’m going to post, post, post, post until you get sick of me. Like that could ever happen, psh.

This is life right now: film set, class, essay, french comp, russian cinema (DISLIKE!), food. I’ve pretty much been a zombie for the past week, and March has been a blur. I mean, when your roommate has to remind you what night you went to bed at 2 versus 4 you know that life sucks. Let’s just say spring break (T-minus 6 days!) could not be more welcome.

On to the food!

Nothing mind-blowing, but good all the same.

Tofu scramble with chickpeas, carrots, nutritional yeast (hipster vegan translation: nooch) and whatever else I decided to throw in there. Lots of smoked paprika on top because I’m addicted to the stuff. I’ve discovered there is no cure except to put it on everything possible- potatoes, scrambles, stir-fries, your dog…

Tofu- you know, that boring stuff vegans eat.

Falafel from King Falafel Palace in PARIS, France. Half of me thought it was amazing and the other half was just jumping for joy not to be eating pasta for the 8th time in a row.

HELL YES.

Stir-fry! This is what I live on. Beets (they make going to the bathroom a fun… surprise. Sorry, TMI?), carrots, onions, broccoli, and zuchini. I liked how the onions turned beet-pink :)

Veggies gettin' friendly in my wok

Sesame seed sprinkled

Polenta fries made from leftover polenta chilled in the fridge. These were quite a treat, and they’re even better coated with Panko breadcrumbs (sorry, no pic). I dipped mine in barbeque sauce because that’s how I roll.

They look like wet, yellow alien fingers. YUMMY wet, yellow alien fingers :)

Trivia of the Day: The world record for time without sleep is 264 hours (11 days) by Randy Gardner in 1965. Kudos, Randy! And I thought I had it bad…